Saturday, April 7, 2012

Tiger Woods: I want to put it in your hole!

Tiger Woods: I want to put it in your hole!

At age 21, Tiger Woods became the youngest Masters champ and the first golfer since Jerry Pate in 1976 to win in the first major he played.

Funny picture of Tiger Woods pointing his finger and looking serious. With the meme caption: I want to put it in your hole!


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Tiger Woods: Family Photo Shoot

Tiger Woods: Family Photo Shoot

This is a funny picture I made of Tiger Woods sitting for a family portrait with his wife, model Elin Nordegren, Sam Alexis - daughter or  Charlie Axel - son. The caption on the meme says: My God, that photographer is hot.

At age 21, Tiger Woods became the youngest Masters champ and the first golfer since Jerry Pate in 1976 to win in the first major he played.

real name: Eldrick Tont Woods Tiger Woods Family Photo hot photographer elin shirt off affair girlfriend list wife sexy bikini nude house face cheating sex scandal divorce SUV golfing golf ball happy gilmore Alyse Lahti Johnston masters tournament text messages funny pictures meme car wreck golf clubs dead parents dad mom mother father photos poster las vegas call girls adult film stars Jamie Jungers Occupation: Waitress and Aspiring Model Mindy Lawton Waitress or Manager at Perkins Restaurant Cori Rist NYC club Butter  Holly Sampson Soft Actress Kalika Moquin Vegas Nightclub Marketing Manager Jaimee Grubbs Cocktail Waitress Reality Star VH1's 'Tool Academy' Rachel Uchitel hot sexy tramp Club promoter Elin Nordegren nude pics young children kids mansion

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Old man using a laptop computer

Old man using a laptop computer


This is a picture of an elderly man laying in a meadow with no shirt on. Surfing the web on a laptop computer. It's kind of a creepy picture but pretty funny.



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Plus Juan - One

Plus Juan - + One

Funny picture of an Hispanic (Mexican) man holding a sign while getting his mugshot taken. The sign says: San Diego County + Juan. It is funny for use on message boards and forums stating you got another post added to your post count.


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Nun quiet sign

Nun quiet sign



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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Super Troopers: Bear f***er Guy

Super Troopers: Bear f***er Guy

Super Trooper Quotes

[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear... Bearf***er, do you need assistance? 

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Mr. J's Home Made Condoms

Mr. J's Home Made Condoms

Sounds legit



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Religious Beliefs: Chalk Board Sign

Religious Beliefs: Chalk Board Sign

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. 
-Steven Weinberg

The government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.
-Treaty of Tripoli --Article 11 (1797)




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Why does God only talk to stupid people?

Televangelist Pat Robertson
Why does God only talk to stupid people?


Net worth estimated at over 1/2 a billion to 1 billion dollars. 
With some estimates hitting the billion dollar mark and above.
You know how many needy people that could help? Isn't greed a sin?

I'm not mocking. I'm asking a legitimate question here. You would think that an all powerful being would select people a little more intelligent and less hateful to share his inspiring message with.

Monday, April 2, 2012

I'M THE GOD DAMNED BATMAN!

I'M THE GOD DAMNED BATMAN!


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Meanwhile: In my balls

Meanwhile: In my balls


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Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan



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I would hit it two times

I would hit it two times


 Funny picture of an African American man holding up two fingers and smiling big.
It has the caption written on it:
"I hit it two times."


This is one of my favorite "Hit it" internet meme's.


I would hit it two times picture African American man with the fist of an angry god like this with guy with bad teeth meth mouth funny meme from the back two stones millionaire kirk bill clinton king of england girl i would hit it like this i would hit it twice and pass it wheel of fortune who wants to be a millionaire hit it in the morning from the back behind hit it and quit it, Me gustaría dar golpes, Me iba a encontrar, como este, Me gustaría golpear dos veces

Half Life - Gordon Freeman: I'd Hit it with a crowbar

Half Life - Gordon Freeman: I'd Hit it with a crowbar

[RTL]-N-SaNe  [FOAD]
RIDE THE LIGHTNING
Half Life DM and Team Fortress Classic

Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter video game developed by Valve Corporation, the company's debut product and the first in the Half-Life series. First released by Sierra Studios, the game was also released for the PlayStation 2. In Half-Life, players assume the role of Dr. Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist who must fight his way out of a secret underground research facility whose research and experiments into teleportation technology have gone disastrously wrong.

Valve, set up by former Microsoft employees, had difficulty finding a publisher for the game, with many believing that it was "too ambitious" a project. Sierra On-Line eventually signed the game after expressing interest in making a 3D action game. The game had its first major public appearance at the 1997 Electronic Entertainment Expo. Designed for Windows, the game uses a heavily modified version of the Quake engine called GoldSrc.

On its release, critics hailed its overall presentation and numerous scripted sequences, and it won over 50 PC Game of the Year awards. Its gameplay influenced the design of first-person shooters for years after its release, and it is widely considered to be one of the greatest computer games of all time. As of 16 November 2004, Half-Life sold eight million copies, and 9.3 million copies by December 2008. As of 14 July 2006, the Half-Life franchise has sold over 20 million units. Half-Life was followed by the 2004 sequel Half-Life 2, which also received critical acclaim. Half-Life has had a notable cultural impact with its community mods and sequels spawning a large fanbase and cult following. -Wikipedia





I would hit it two times picture African American man with the fist of an angry god like this with guy with bad teeth meth mouth funny meme from the back two stones millionaire kirk bill clinton king of england girl i would hit it like this i would hit it twice and pass it wheel of fortune who wants to be a millionaire hit it in the morning from the back behind hit it and quit it, Me gustaría dar golpes, Me iba a encontrar, como este, Me gustaría golpear dos veces

Illiteracy Billboard: Illiterate? Write For help

Illiteracy Billboard: Illiterate? Write For help


Funny picture of a guy standing in front of a roadside billboard scratching his head.
The billboard reads: Illiterate? Write for free help.
Illiteracy Foundation
806 Main Street

I would assume it is Photoshopped but who knows. lol

Charlie Kelly: Job Helmet, job cannon, little jobbies

Charlie Kelly: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

Quotes
“Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job
helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into
job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!”

Cast and Characters
Charlie Day
Kaitlin Olson
Glenn Howerton
Rob McElhenney
Danny DeVito
Mary Elizabeth Ellis
David Hornsby
Artemis Pebdani
Lynne Marie Stewart
Brittany Daniel
Jimmi Simpson
Nate Mooney
Travis Schuldt
Sandy Martin
Thesy Surface
Brian Unger
David Gueriera
Shaun Paul Costello
Gregory Scott Cummins
T.J. Hoban
Anne Archer
Andrew Friedman
Kyle Davis
Catherine Reitman
Lance Barber
John Ponzio
Maxie J. Santillan Jr.
Richard Serlen
Dan Van Wert
Cleo King
Stephen Collins
Dave Foley
Dennis Hogan
Ray Auxias
Chad Coleman
Dennis Hart
Lucy DeVito
Geoffrey Owens
Mae LaBorde
Johnny Pemberton
Nick Wechsler
Lauren Pennington
Windell Middlebrooks
Cormac Bluestone
Judy Greer
Preston Elliot
Mariann Gavelo
Kunal Sharma
Lisa LoCicero
Todd Grinnell
Jason Sudeikis
John Yuan
Sasha Roiz
Jackie Tohn
Isaac Gabaeff
Frances Turner
Stacy Hall
Keith Moyer
Franklin Ruehl
John Wooten
Mario Di Donato
Gregg Weiner
Edy Ganem
Keir O'Donnell
Dave Bullis
Kristen Nedopak
Charlie Kelly
Dee Reynolds
Dennis Reynolds
Mac
Frank Reynolds
Waitress
Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara
Artemis
Charlie's Mom
Carmen

 Liam McPoyle
Ryan McPoyle
Ben (The Soldier)
Mac's Mom
Margaret McPoyle
Attorney
Duncan
Dude
Luther
Rex
Barbara Reynolds
Charlie's Uncle Jack
L'il Kev
Maureen Ponderosa
Bill Ponderosa
Businessman #1
Grizzled Busman
Doyle's Friend
Angry Driver
Nurse Wendy
Bruce Mathis
Principal MacIntyre
Construction Worker
Tyrone
Z
Construction Worker #2
Jenny
Fake Tiger Woods
Gladys
Craig
Brad
Lisa
Nick
Jimmy Doyle
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson
Construction Worker #2
Elena
Faisal
Executive
Sage
Schmitty
Pizza Delivery Guy
Adriano Calvanese
Asriel
Mountain the Hippie
Christie
Orderly
Caped Tryout Hopeful
Father McPoyle
Pedestrian
Bingo
Model Contestant
Jan
Customer with Giant Bear
Bar Patron
Reunion Attendee

Dwight Schrute: Internet Explorer Stopped Working

Rainn Wilson - Dwight Schrute

Rainn Wilson - Movies
My Super Ex-Girlfriend - Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson
Sahara - Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, and Penelope Cruz
 Baadasssss - Steven Soderbergh's - Full Frontal
Cameron Crowe's - Almost Famous
American Sweethearts
House of 1,000 Corpses
Galaxy Quest.

 Rainn Wilson - TV
Six Feet Under - mortician intern  - Arthur Martin
CSI - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Monk

The Office Characters
The Office employs an ensemble cast. Many characters portrayed by The Office cast are based on the British version of the show. While these characters normally have the same attitude and perceptions as their British counterparts, the roles have been redesigned to better fit the American show. The show is known for its generally large cast size, with many of its actors and actresses known particularly for their improvisational work. Steve Carell stars as Michael Scott, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch. Loosely based on David Brent, Gervais' character in the British version, Scott is a dim-witted and lonely man, who attempts to win friends as the office comedian, usually making himself look bad in the process. Rainn Wilson portrays Dwight Schrute, who, based upon Gareth Keenan, is the Assistant to the Regional Manager, although the character frequently fails to include "to the" in his title. John Krasinski portrays Jim Halpert, a sales representative, assistant manager, and prankster, who is based upon Tim Canterbury, and is in love with Pam Beesly, the receptionist.[54] Pam, played by Jenna Fischer, is based on Dawn Tinsley. She is shy, but in many cases a cohort with Jim in his pranks on Dwight. B. J. Novak portrays Ryan Howard, who for the first two seasons is a temporary worker, but is promoted to sales representative in the third season and later ascends to the position of Vice President, North East Region and Director of New Media until his treachery was exposed for corporate fraud and he was fired, ending up again as the temporary worker at the Scranton branch.

The accounting department features Angela Martin, an admitted uptight and often hypocritical Christian who wishes to keep things orderly and make sure situations remain as serious as possible; Kevin Malone, a clueless, overweight man who revels in juvenile humor and frequently indulges himself with gambling and M&Ms; and the patient Oscar Martinez, whose homosexuality and Hispanic heritage made him a favorite target for Michael's unintentional off-color comments. Rounding out the office are the stern salesman Stanley Hudson, who barely stood for Michael's constant references to his Black-American heritage (he also doesn't like to take part in time wasting meetings and sometimes sleeps in them or works on one of his crossword puzzles); eccentric quality assurance representative Creed Bratton; the kind and caring saleswoman Phyllis Lapin-Vance, who marries Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration across the hall from the office; the bubbly and talkative customer service representative Kelly Kapoor; the promiscuous alcoholic single mother supply relations representative Meredith Palmer; frequent target of Michael's abuse, human resources representative Toby Flenderson; warehouse foreman Darryl Philbin; warehouse dock worker and Pam's ex-fiancé Roy Anderson, who was fired in the third season; and Michael's former love interest and former Vice President for Regional Sales for Dunder Mifflin Jan Levenson. At the end of season five, new receptionist Erin Hannon is introduced as Pam's replacement. Gabe Lewis, introduced near the end of season six, is a Sabre employee who is assigned to the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch as the Regional Director of Sales. A story arc at the start of season five has Holly Flax transferred to the office as Toby's replacement. She acts as a love interest for Michael, as they share very similar personalities. Robert California is the CEO of Sabre, and his first order is to promote Andy to the Scranton managerial post.

Initially the actors who portray the other office workers were credited as guest stars before they were named series regulars during the second season.  The show's large ensemble has been mainly praised by critics and led to the series winning two Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.  Carell was reportedly paid $175,000 starting with the third season.  Krasinski and Fischer were paid around $20,000 for the beginning of the series. Starting with the fourth season, the two started getting paid around $100,000 per episode. -Wikipedia



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